Only in the countryside will someone drive their lawn mower to the gas station
This is why, ladies and gentlemen, we should all invest in church camp.
if i ever neglect to reblog this assume i’m dead
This is the most upsetting thing I’ve seen
An action film.
With a female lead.
Played by Scarlett Johanssen
With no love interest.
And Morgan Freeman.
I had no idea how much I wanted this until this moment.
on the one hand it looks Rather Interesting
on the other hand the plot’s based on the “10% of the brain” myth and that means I’d need to cut down to about 1% to enjoy it instead of going argh
Wow it’s almost like the opposite of every problem we usually have
"If only I could put aside the crippling absence of strong female characters who have their own plotlines not hinged on men’s I would really enjoy this movie because the basic premise seems interesting"
… You’re right! :-D
If at first you don’t succeed, redefine success.
I reblogged this at like 4am and I’ve spent the whole day thinking about it and randomly laughing
- Frat buds