Alen Noel
Only in the countryside will someone drive their lawn mower to the gas station

Only in the countryside will someone drive their lawn mower to the gas station

jensenbatckles:

graphic-mortality:

This is why, ladies and gentlemen, we should all invest in church camp.

if i ever neglect to reblog this assume i’m dead

obeygreatness:

awkwardnigerian:

where has this been all my life

The best post in history

wooden-toaster:

This is the most upsetting thing I’ve seen

wooden-toaster:

This is the most upsetting thing I’ve seen

morkaischosen:

shiftingpath:

morkaischosen:

lil-miss-choc:

bio-digital-jazz:

608474:

Lucy (2014)

An action film.

With a female lead.

Played by Scarlett Johanssen

With no love interest.

With superpowers.

And Morgan Freeman.

I had no idea how much I wanted this until this moment.

on the one hand it looks Rather Interesting

on the other hand the plot’s based on the “10% of the brain” myth and that means I’d need to cut down to about 1% to enjoy it instead of going argh

Pedant problems.

Wow it’s almost like the opposite of every problem we usually have

"If only I could put aside the crippling absence of strong female characters who have their own plotlines not hinged on men’s I would really enjoy this movie because the basic premise seems interesting"

… You’re right! :-D

m0rethanyoubargainedf0r:

catdad:

If at first you don’t succeed, redefine success.

I reblogged this at like 4am and I’ve spent the whole day thinking about it and randomly laughing

m0rethanyoubargainedf0r:

catdad:

If at first you don’t succeed, redefine success.

I reblogged this at like 4am and I’ve spent the whole day thinking about it and randomly laughing

thebobblehat:

- Professionals

- Frat buds

- Children