Alen Noel
On board to Guatemala! Ya nos vamos!

On board to Guatemala! Ya nos vamos!

Gonna board a plane to Guatemala soon! See y’all later!

Gonna board a plane to Guatemala soon! See y’all later!

achievement-hunter:

whodattbooty:

omfg you suave little shit

that kid’s got more game than I do wtf

I’m not the girl your mother warns you about. I won’t kiss your best friend or break your heart. I won’t make you choose between what you love to do & me. I’m not cold. I’m not reckless. I will love you more than anything. I will kiss you when you cry. I will stand by your side until you decide otherwise.
(via fluorescentxdolescent)
thehalfbloodprinceofbelair:

hashtag-metis-swag:

mapsontheweb:

The contour of some American states form a Chef carrying a tray of fried chicken

This is so important

nOBODY has mentioned the fact that the chicken is Kentucky
kentucky fried chicken

thehalfbloodprinceofbelair:

hashtag-metis-swag:

mapsontheweb:

The contour of some American states form a Chef carrying a tray of fried chicken

This is so important

nOBODY has mentioned the fact that the chicken is Kentucky

kentucky fried chicken

castielsvessal:

allyson-wonderlnd:

i wear your grand dads clothes

image

i look incredible

image

Shit

thetravman:

americaninthedeerstalker:

thetardis:

largerthanlifeus:

consultingskeletontribute:

somesortof-death-frisbee:

imyouraziraphale:

One

two

three

four

I declare

a time war. 

 #five 

#six 

#seven 

#eight 

#daleks scream 

#EXTER-MIN-ATE

Nine,

Ten,

Eleven,

Twelve.

The Doctor died,

and Silence Fell

Twelve,

Eleven,

Ten,

Nine. 

Here he goes,

back in time.

Eight,

Seven,

Six,

Five

Saving 

Everybody’s lives

Four,

Three,

Two,

One

Grab her hand

And whisper “Run.”

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Ansel Elgort is a dream! #mcm @anselelgort

Ansel Elgort is a dream! #mcm @anselelgort

ithurtswhen-ip:

mandyqueenofsquats:

roflandtroll:

littlewhitely:

*salivates profusely* 

*Very, very heavy breathing* 

Imma do dis.

*Vigorous masturbation*

jensenenthusiast:

JENSEN DANCING AT JIBCON 2013

stupidstagram:

EVERY TIME IT SNOWS I CAN’T THINK OF ANYHTING BUT THIS 

The Fault In Our Stars by John Green (Page 280)

uncontrolledexperiment:

Hazel: Touch the cave wall.
Computer: You touch the cave wall. It is moist.
Isaac: Lick the cave wall.
Computer: I do not understand. Repeat?
Hazel: Hump the moist cave wall.
Computer: You attempt to jump. You hit your head.
Isaac: Not jump. HUMP.
Computer: I don’t understand.
Isaac: Dude, I’ve been alone in the dark in this cave for weeks and I need some relief. HUMP THE CAVE WALL.
Computer: You attempt to ju-
Hazel: Thrust pelvis against the cave wall.
Computer: I do not-
Isaac: Make sweet love to the cave.
Computer: I do not-
Hazel: FINE. Follow left branch.
Computer: You follow the left branch. The passage narrows.
Hazel: Crawl.
Computer: You crawl for one hundred yards. The passage narrows.
Hazel: Snake crawl.
Computer: You snake crawl for thirty yards. A trickle of water runs down your body. You reach a small mound of rocks blocking your passageway.
Hazel: Can I hump the cave now?
Computer: You cannot jump without standing.
Isaac: I dislike living in a world without Augustus Waters.
Computer: I don’t understand-
Isaac: Me neither. Pause.

i wish this scene was in the movie

anartisticanomaly:

phantomcat94:

meefling:

You Aren’t Boring I Just Suck At Conversations I’m Sorry: a novel by me

I’m Not Ignoring You I Just Don’t Know What To Say: a sequel by me

I Feel Like I have Nothing Interesting To Say So I Don’t Say Anything At All And I’m Really Sorry Don’t Stop Talking To Me: the trilogy.